Recently, Facebook keeps putting advertisements on the side of my homepage about making babies and it’s getting out of control.  

At first it was funny:
  

Then it got personal.  The advertisement reads “Will it be an ugly child?”  LOW BLOW, FACEBOOK:


Facebook decided to pull out the race card:
 

The advertisements became frightening.  Look at how menacingly this baby is staring and try to tell me you’re not a little freaked out:
 

What is Facebook trying to say?  That I’ll have angry-looking, potentially ugly babies with stares that rival that of the Basilisk (there’s your Harry Potter reference for the day)?  I find solace in the fact that at least the advertisements are in Spanish.  This way I can practice reading while I’m insulted by a social networking website.